Interviewer: Your Name?
Interviewee: M.P., Sir.
Interviewer: Tell me properly.
Interviewee: Mohan Pal, Sir.
Interviewer: Your father's name?
Interviewee: M.P., Sir.
Interviewer: What dose that mean?
Interviewee: Manmohan Pal, Sir.
Interviewer: Your native place?
Interviewee: M.P., Sir.
Interviewer: Madhya Pradesh?
Interviewee: No, Munnur Pal, Sir.
Interviewer: What is your qualification?
Interviewee: M.P., Sir.
Interviewer (Angrily): What is it?
Interviewee: Matric Pass.
Interviewer: Why do you need a job?
Interviewee: M.P., Sir.
Interviewer: And what does that mean?
Interviewee: Money problem, Sir.
Interviewer: Describe your personality.
Interviewee: M.P., Sir.
Interviewer: Explain yourself clearly.
Interviewee: Magnanimous personality, Sir.
Interviewer: This discussion is now over. You may go now.
Interviewee: M.P., Sir.
Interviewer: What is it now?
Interviewee: My performance, Sir?
Interviewer: M.P.!!!
Interviewee: What is that, Sir.
Interviewer: Mentally punctured!
23 July 2008
Interviewer and interviewee
15 July 2008
Stranded
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, “it’s not a ship.” The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, “it’s not a boat.” The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, “it’s not a raft.”
Then,out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.
She comes up to the guy and says, “How long has it been since you’ve had a cigarette?”
“Ten years!” he says.
She reaches over unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes.
He takes one,lights it, takes a long drag, and says, “Man, oh man! Is that good!”
Then she asked, “How long has it been since you’ve had a drink of whiskey?”
He replies, “Ten years!”
She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and gives it to him.
He take a long swig and says “wow that’s fantastic!”
Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and she says to him, “And how long has it been since you’ve had some REAL fun?”
And the man replies, “My God! Don’t tell me that you’ve got golf clubs in there!”
05 July 2008
The best part of waking up
Mois has been lying ill for weeks. A few days ago he slipped into a coma and everyone feared the worst. The family is called. The son from Miami. The daughter from Bridgewater. The aunts,the uncles, all sit waiting for the end.
Suddenly a miracle! Mois open his eyes. Weakly he motions for his son to approach so he can hear talk to him. Mois is weak from the illness and so his voice is very faint as he says, “I’ve been ill?”
“Yes, Papa,” replies the son with tears choking his voice, “very ill”
The papa nods and speak again. “I had a dream. I was nearing death when I suddenly smelled the aroma of your mother’s apple strudel. As wonderful a cook as my Sadie is, that strudel is her masterpiece. “He lays back against the pillow weak from the exertion of speaking.
“What a wonderful dream,papa. But the smell is real. Mama just took the strudel out of the oven to cool.”
“A miracle!” cries Mois as he tries to rise, and weakly fall against the pillows. He turns to his sons and says, “I’m still too weak to get up. Go to the kitchen and get for me a piece of Sadie’s strudel.”
The son obediently rises and leaves the room to fulfill his father’s request, only to return a few moments later empty handed. He sits again by his father’s side.
Mois looks at him and says, “Where is the strudel?”
The son replies, “I’m sorry,Papa. Mama says It’s for AFTER the FUNERAL!”
24 June 2008
The memory test
Three elderly men are at the doctor’s office for a memory test. The doctor asks the first man. “What is three times three?” “200” is his reply. The doctor rolls his eyes and looks up at the ceiling, and asks the second man, “it’s your turn. “What is three times three?” “Sunday,” replies the second man. The doctor shakes his head sadly, then asks the third man. “Okay, your turn. “What is three times three?” “Nine” says the third man. “That’s great! Says the doctor. “How did you get that?” “Simple,” he says, “Just substract 200 from Sunday.”
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21 June 2008
Who is Stupid???
A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, “I’m not supposed to let you play since you failed Math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is asking you a Math question, and if you get it right, you can play.”
The player agreed, so coach looked into his eyes intently and asked, “Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. “What is two plus two?”
The player thought gor a moment and then answered, “4?”
Did you say “4?” the coach exclaimed, excited that he had got it right.
Suddenly all the other player on the team began screaming…..,
“COME ON COACH, GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!!”
girl and teacher
A girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was very large mammal its throat was very small.
The girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a hhale. By now irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human ; it was physically impossible.
The girl said,”when I get to heaven I will ask Jonah”.
The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”
The girl replied, “Then you ask him”.
19 June 2008
Bad smell
My three year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training; and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in-between errands. It was very busy, wit a full dining room.
While enjoying my taco,I smelled something funny, so of course, I checked my seven month-old daughter; she was clean. Then I realized that Matt had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him, and he said “No”. I kept thinking, “Oh Lord, that child has had an accident,” and I didn’t have any clothes with me. Then I said, “Matt, are you sure you did not have an accident?” “No,” he replied. I just knew that he must have had, because the smell was getting worse. So, I asked one more time. “Matt, did you have an accident?” This time, with a little smirk on his face, he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled….”SEE MOM, IT’S JUST GAS!!!”
While 50 people nearly choked to death on their tacos, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down to eat his food as if nothing happened. I was mortified…. but some kind elderly people made me feel a lot better, when they came over and thanked me for the best laugh they ever had.
Free n Four
I am a director of a child care center and we have a music class every Friday. This one Friday the music teacher was talking about what it means to be free. He was explaining that we are all Free and have rights to say thing and do things that many people could not do a long time ago. Well, one little boy in our preschool class started to get really upset at the music teacher. The teacher asked the child what was wrong and the boy said “I’m not free. I’m four”. We all just had a great laugh.
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17 June 2008
Abduction
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers.
He dialed the employees home phone number and was greated with a child's whispe, Hello?
Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked, "is your Daddy home?
"Yes" whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?" the man asked. To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whisperedm, "No."
Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss askede, "Is your mom there?"
"Yes," came the answer.
"May I talk with her?".
Again, the small voice whispered,"No." Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child. "Is there any one there besides you?" the boss asked the child.
"Yes", whispered the child."A Policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, He's busy.",Whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?", asked the boss.
"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman",came the whispered answer.
Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A helicopter.", answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?", asked the boss now alarmed.
In an awed whispering voice the child answered, " The search team just landed the helicopter!"
Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustated the boss asked,"Why are they there?" still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle."They are looking for me!"
12 June 2008
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18 May 2008
Introduction
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14 May 2008
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