Three elderly men are at the doctor’s office for a memory test. The doctor asks the first man. “What is three times three?” “200” is his reply. The doctor rolls his eyes and looks up at the ceiling, and asks the second man, “it’s your turn. “What is three times three?” “Sunday,” replies the second man. The doctor shakes his head sadly, then asks the third man. “Okay, your turn. “What is three times three?” “Nine” says the third man. “That’s great! Says the doctor. “How did you get that?” “Simple,” he says, “Just substract 200 from Sunday.”
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21 June 2008
Who is Stupid???
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21 June 2008
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A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, “I’m not supposed to let you play since you failed Math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is asking you a Math question, and if you get it right, you can play.”
The player agreed, so coach looked into his eyes intently and asked, “Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. “What is two plus two?”
The player thought gor a moment and then answered, “4?”
Did you say “4?” the coach exclaimed, excited that he had got it right.
Suddenly all the other player on the team began screaming…..,
“COME ON COACH, GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!!”
girl and teacher
A girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was very large mammal its throat was very small.
The girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a hhale. By now irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human ; it was physically impossible.
The girl said,”when I get to heaven I will ask Jonah”.
The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”
The girl replied, “Then you ask him”.
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